Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
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erroneous!
fuck off, patriarchy. i do wut i wuhhhnntttt,yo
^ Haha for REAL.
MINE IS THE AMAZON RAIN FOREST 80% OF THE TIME SOOOOO…. fuck shaving!
(Source: sugarcomaa)
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11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
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